Lately I've been noticing the comedy of pop lyrics more for some reason. Whether it's just nonsense put together to rhyme or a pathetic attempt at depth or something poetic, these lyrics are laughable when you really think about what people are running around listening to or even singing along to without thinking about it.
One of my current favorites to laugh at is Jesse McCartney's Body Language where he says...
Parlez vous francais?
KonichiwaCome and move in my way
Hey, little chica from Guadeloupe
That thing you got behind you is amazing
That is...
Do you speak French?
Hello (in Japanese)
Come over here
Hey small foreign girl from a Creole-speaking nation
Nice butt
The best part is, this is the chorus so you can laugh multiple times throughout the song AND the rest of the lyrics aren't much better so the comedy continues!
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Nothing beats I like big butts.
And then there is the lyrical and honest song; "Pants on the Ground". How often have we wanted to say; "You look like a fool with your pants on the ground".
ummm...did mom just say that? weird.
Also, I know we've already talked extensively on the subject, and are just waiting for the book deal to come through ;) but seriously, it's crazy! Most annoying to me is this Bieber kid. HOW did he get a record contract?! All he does is repeat himself 20,000 times and call it a song. And of course, what he repeats is so dumb! His "French" version of that "lonely girl" song...only like every 5th word is French. Fail.
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